We’re at D minus 6 till show time:
It may teeter toward undignified, but for sheer showmanship I have this hankering to wheel Barefoot Ted on stage for the Reinventing Running cabaret in a handcart wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask. As for one of our other featured speakers — urban paleo explorer John Durant — I hope he gives his entire talk thru that bullhorn. He looks like he’s unleashing troops on the beaches of Normandy.
But one thing’s for sure: I’ll either be at the 2nd New York City Barefoot Run next year or make sure not to accept any anonymous packages through the mail: